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Gimme Da Keys! - Unisex T-Shirt barberton Arched white uppercase sans-serif textChet's shakedown energy turned suburban car keys into a full blown protection racket, and nobody questioned his authority. Getting turned into a pile of crap barely dented that swagger. Inspired by Weird Science. The Details: Posterized portrait of Chet Donnelly in a white rectangular frame shows his face in warm tones wearing dark aviator sunglasses and a black fedora with a light band, rendered in high contrast flat color layers. Bold white text