Schweddy Balls - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL A high-contrast halftone portrait of

A high-contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit

Cream text below reads "Worst case scenario a bear kills you

Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top

Smaller dark green text reads "CLASS B BASEBALL" and "TRI-STATE LEAGUE" at the bottom

when Nevada was barely six years old and mining towns craved spectacle beyond the saloons

Schweddy Balls - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL A high-contrast halftone portrait ofNo one can resist Pete Schweddy's balls. They're delicious, they're seasonal, and they've been a holiday tradition since that legendary NPR appearance. The recipe has been handed down through generations of Schweddys, each batch sweatier than the last. Inspired by Saturday Night Live. Details: Victorian bakery label with two chocolate rum balls. Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish," "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls," "No One Can Resist My