My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fountain valley White and blue italic text

White and blue italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST YOU'RE LAST" beside a black and white checkered flag with blue

Large red script reads "Some Ho's" below

A black vintage illustration of a roller rink building spans the center with a banner reading "YEAR AROUND ROLLER SKATING

Bold Western script below reads "WACO

" to the left and "1897" to the right

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fountain valley White and blue italic textSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and