Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy or long-winded lecture—Harriet accepts them

or long-winded lecture—Harriet accepts them all

Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton

holding a golden-yellow beer mug topped with white foam

Arched distressed light blue block text reads "PIRATES" above a vintage cartoon pirate in a red coat

mouth open in a grin

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy or long-winded lecture—Harriet accepts themAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid