Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Stacked light blue text below

Stacked light blue text below reads "ILLINOIS-MISSOURI LEAGUE" and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB

Math teachers and degenerates finally found common ground

Green cursive script reads "Hotel" above bold green serif lettering reading "Tropicana

Established in 1928 in the Arizona desert

flanked by small black bats on both sides

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Stacked light blue text belowCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.