No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wellsville Blue serif text reads "Don't

Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella

Slapping Snake Plissken's scowl where the heart should be is the most honest tourism campaign Manhattan never deserved

Bold yellow block text reads "KORBEN DALLAS'" above "TAXI SERVICE" in the same style

Bold distressed white text reads "TRI LAMBDA" and "PIE COMPANY" below

Inspired by Lazy Scranton from The Office

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wellsville Blue serif text reads "Don'tSpicoli discovering basic commerce rules feels like watching someone encounter fire for the first time. Ordering pizza to Mr. Hand's class remains the gold standard for serene civil disobedience. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Stipple dot work portrait of Spicoli with wavy shoulder length hair sits at the center of a circular arrangement. Distressed white block text reads "NO SHIRT," "NO SHOES," and "NO DICE" arcing around the