Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Kon-Tiki brought the Polynesian cocktail

Kon-Tiki brought the Polynesian cocktail craze to Cleveland during the mid-century tiki boom of the 1950s and 1960s

Frenchy's side hustle in artisanal juice is the most menacing thing to happen to the cranberry industry since bog rot

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Two crossed golden-tan bats frame a white baseball with red stitching

The greatest Thanksgiving promotion disaster in broadcast history

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Kon-Tiki brought the Polynesian cocktailOrdering a phased plasma rifle at a strip mall gun shop is the most deadpan retail interaction in sci fi history. Filling a requisition form from 2029 at a Reagan era counter is just grocery shopping with a kill list. Inspired by The Terminator. The Details: Stacked left aligned white geometric sans serif text reads "PHASED PLASMA RIFLE IN THE 40 WATT RANGE," with "IN THE" set noticeably smaller than the surrounding lines. Select letters carry thin