Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt san gabriel Straight distressed white serif text

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

holding a spear

centered with a weathered screen-print texture throughout

and total cultural irrelevance because the regulars skate backwards through toddlers like it's a religion

but Thunderbird built a neighborhood around the lanes

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt san gabriel Straight distressed white serif textAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each