Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Bold crimson block-letter text reads

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

followed by cursive script reading "Wisconsin State League" and smaller white text reading "MANITOWOC

Mark Rumsfield

rendered in distressed tan ink with visible dot patterns

Bold golden-sand text below reads "Be Crazy

Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Bold crimson block-letter text readsCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,