Kick His Ass Sea Bass - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold white condensed text below

Bold white condensed text below reads "LIFEGUARD TRAINING" above smaller teal text reading "CPR • LOTIONING • OILING • SMILING

flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars

Inspired by Billy Madison

which is the most aggressively Midwestern contribution to World War II imaginable

Red arched text reads "LUCKY LANES" across the top

Kick His Ass Sea Bass - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold white condensed text belowSea Bass's entourage treating a diner beatdown like a spectator sport is the most honest portrayal of truck stop social dynamics ever filmed. That trucker cap tells you everything about his romantic philosophy in six words. Inspired by Dumb and Dumber. The Details: Arched white bold serif text reads "KICK HIS ASS" across the top. A light blue and white trucker cap illustration sits centered below, with small red and white text on its front panel