I Got That Dog in Me v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Distressed light blue italic script

Distressed light blue italic script reads "Air Conditioned" at the top

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I Got That Dog in Me v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Distressed light blue italic scriptClaiming you got that dog in you sounds a lot less intimidating when it's a quarter pound frank with relish eaten standing up next to a pallet of toilet paper. The only fire inside you is heartburn, and it cost a dollar fifty. The Details: Bold white uppercase text reads "I GOT THAT" above a photograph style image of a hot dog on a bun with a blue soda cup and small condiment ramekins, styled like warehouse food court signage. A red and white menu