Mr. Wing's Emporium - Unisex T-Shirt burgers Distressed white retro bubble-serif text

Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

The Delicious Dish remains the most committed bit in sketch comedy history

" and curved white text at the bottom reads "THAT'S THE TICKET

flanked by decorative scrollwork

and starfish

Mr. Wing's Emporium - Unisex T-Shirt burgers Distressed white retro bubble-serif textMr. Wing's entire sales pitch was just saying no repeatedly until a guy who couldn't follow three simple rules bought the most dangerous pet in Chinatown. Mogwai care instructions exist because of people like Billy's dad. Inspired by Gremlins. The Details: Golden yellow traditional Chinese dragon illustration sits at the top, flanked by ornamental geometric corner accents. Brush stroke text reads "MR. WING'S" above bold serif text reading "EMPORIUM,"