Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Hoodie Color:Heather Sport Dark Navy white slab-serif text reads "EASTERN

white slab-serif text reads "EASTERN ILLINOIS LEAGUE

Mastering Blue Steel requires the same discipline as a nuclear launch sequence

National parks get a lot of tourism

Hiking gear printed in the style of a 1970s forestry pamphlet is doing a lot of heavy lifting as an alibi for a phrase nobody has ever said innocently

while the Loch Ness Monster's neck rises from water behind him

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Hoodie Color:Heather Sport Dark Navy white slab-serif text reads "EASTERNBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text