Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Both slightly disreputable and perpetually

Both slightly disreputable and perpetually beaten to hell

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

Bearing arms takes on a whole new meaning when your suit game is sharp but your claws suggest a hostile workplace environment

Surviving 8-29-97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter-Killers

Distressed white script lettering reads "Bye Felicia" with a hand-lettered retro feel and heavy speckled grunge texture throughout

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Both slightly disreputable and perpetuallyEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring