American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_70s Earning MVP honors at Citrus

Earning MVP honors at Citrus State means your trophy ceremony involves a strip search and a cold shower

Arched distressed white block text reads "I SKIED THE K-12" above a circular badge containing white line-art evergreen trees flanking a mountain peak with ski trail lines

with a baseball as the nucleus at the top and a yellow star at the bottom

Italic script below reads "Central League" above large bold text reading "EGYPTIANS BASEBALL CLUB

Bold orange-red blocky sans-serif text at the bottom reads "PHUKET

American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_70s Earning MVP honors at CitrusPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."