Well Hung Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt toledo with red script reading "Established

with red script reading "Established in 1905" below

Hearses got chrome detailing and curtains like they're heading to prom

chunky golden-yellow block text reads "WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS" with red blood dripping from the letterforms in a retro 1980s horror style

Dunes Hotel and Country Club stood as a monument to Arabian fantasy on the Las Vegas Strip from 1955 to 1993

" with "New York" and "Since 1954" at the bottom

Well Hung Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt toledo with red script reading "EstablishedStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit