I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Arched green serif text reads

Arched green serif text reads "SHENANDOAH" above a distressed green circular emblem depicting a vintage baseball batter mid-swing

and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair

" and "1958" flanking the illustration

Distressed white retro bubble letters read "MOIST" in rounded 1970s-style typography

Booger checked in knowing full well what that sign really spelled

I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Arched green serif text readsJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch