You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL and brown horizontal stripes reading

and brown horizontal stripes reading "OPTI-GRAB" in bold retro typography

Blue script reads "Cocktails - Coffee Shop" above lighter blue text reading "12125 VENICE BLVD

" Red and white accents border smaller text reading "MAY 1984

flashing your badge

Putting the word "wiener" on your chest with plausible deniability is fourth grade diplomacy at its finest

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL and brown horizontal stripes readingSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red