Thunder Buddies for Life - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Betting a dollar on destroying

Betting a dollar on destroying someone's life is exactly the risk management you'd expect from guys who lose everything on frozen orange juice

matching yellow text reads "LAVAWORKS AND MINING CO

Flowing cyan neon-glow script reads "Double" above five bold block letters spelling "DEUCE

And the only prescription

Buck cornering that clown with a power drill is the most aggressive childcare strategy ever deployed by a man who reeks of cigars and pancake batter

Thunder Buddies for Life - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Betting a dollar on destroyingSwearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties. John and Ted proved dysfunction is just loyalty with worse coping skills. Inspired by Ted. The Details: Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center, flanked by yellow lightning bolts and scattered blue raindrops. Large distressed white decorative script reads "Thunder Buddies" across the center. White