Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 Blue hand-lettered text below reads

Blue hand-lettered text below reads "WINSTED

Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

Distressed white script text reads "Fratelli's" at the top

Catching a knife once doesn't qualify anyone to open a fitness center

Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 Blue hand-lettered text below readsOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold