Meri-caaaaaw - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Large white outlined serif letters

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

Every bottle comes with the understanding that it was always his

Turns out the oldest passive-aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice

Celebratory confused strongman energy is the only language that matters

CLIFF" followed by cursive script reading "I Could Go On Forever

Meri-caaaaaw - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Large white outlined serif lettersBald eagles wearing headbands and screaming the word America for you is the exact level of patriotism this country actually earned. Somewhere a Camaro just started itself in solidarity. The Details: A detailed bald eagle head in profile, rendered in white and golden yellow with a prominent hooked beak and a red, white, and blue striped headband. Distressed red block text below reads "'MERI " followed by distressed blue block text reading "CAAAAAW."