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Arched distressed green serif text reads "BANGOR

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You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_fletch Black distressed text in aSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below