Caution May Contain Alcohol - Unisex Sweatshirt ogfav A red Swingline stapler sits

A red Swingline stapler sits below with "Milton" in white cursive across it

"You better run" works equally well for base paths and Riverside Park

Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved

Inspired by Major League

and a fixed scowl

Caution May Contain Alcohol - Unisex Sweatshirt ogfav A red Swingline stapler sitsLabeling yourself as a potential alcohol container is the kind of radical transparency most HR departments would respect. Somewhere between the second and third drink, that 'may' becomes legally inaccurate. The Details: Distressed white bold block text reads "CAUTION" above a horizontal dividing line. Below the line, weathered white block text reads "MAY CONTAIN" above a larger "ALCOHOL," all enclosed within a rounded rectangle border with heavy